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supernova
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Too funny

#1 Post by supernova » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:53 am

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.'

God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can
do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
man kind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish
that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why
she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and
complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on the bridge............?
Blackhoodmafia!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

1972 Nova SS
572 C.I. BBC

Best to date: 1/8
et: 5.28
mph: 134
new wt. 3340 lbs

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Re: Too funny

#2 Post by mytmouz » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:37 pm

Ain't it the truth...
Trucks are for haulin...

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Re: Too funny

#3 Post by supernova » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:56 pm

My buddy CHPRob sent that to me and I found too funny not pass it on. :mrgreen:
Blackhoodmafia!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

1972 Nova SS
572 C.I. BBC

Best to date: 1/8
et: 5.28
mph: 134
new wt. 3340 lbs

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Re: Too funny

#4 Post by Dave Yonemura » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:56 pm

L.O.L.!!!! That's FUNNY!!!! :smt005

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Re: Too funny

#5 Post by Bruce69Camaro » Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:01 am

AMEN.... lmao2:
Those who think they know it all have no way of finding out they don't......... :scratch:

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