BREAKING NEWS,,,,,, HITCH TO GET HITCHED!!!!!!!

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BREAKING NEWS,,,,,, HITCH TO GET HITCHED!!!!!!!

#1 Post by apacheracing » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:09 pm

Ok, not much information just yet, but the manwhore we know as Hitchcock has been taken off the open market by a fine young woman. It appers there is a wedding in the works for HITCH soon. We here at the news desk are trying to nail down all the details for you and will update this site when we have more to pass on. We can only for hope the best for the lovely couple. Pictures of the event are being delivered by carrier pigon to the news desk at this time. Stay tuned for more.

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#2 Post by slightly tweeked » Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:00 pm

apacheracing wrote:Ok, not much information just yet, but the manwhore we know as Hitchcock has been taken off the open market by a fine young woman. It appers there is a wedding in the works for HITCH soon. We here at the news desk are trying to nail down all the details for you and will update this site when we have more to pass on. We can only for hope the best for the lovely couple. Pictures of the event are being delivered by carrier pigon to the news desk at this time. Stay tuned for more.
He must be off his meds again,He can`t be thinking rationally....lol
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#3 Post by HPDRIFTER » Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:09 pm

"He can`t be thinking rationally"

Him? What about her?

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#4 Post by evil16v » Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:55 pm

apacheracing wrote:Ok, not much information just yet, but the manwhore we know as Hitchcock has been taken off the open market by a fine young woman. It appers there is a wedding in the works for HITCH soon. We here at the news desk are trying to nail down all the details for you and will update this site when we have more to pass on. We can only for hope the best for the lovely couple. Pictures of the event are being delivered by carrier pigon to the news desk at this time. Stay tuned for more.
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#5 Post by evil16v » Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:56 pm

HPDRIFTER wrote:"He can`t be thinking rationally"

Him? What about her?
stupid:
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#6 Post by apacheracing » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:03 pm

OK News fans, that damn pigon just arrived and if I can catch him, I will process the film and we will see the pictures from Hitch and Mrs Hitches big day,,,,,, Damn feathers!!!!

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#7 Post by Hitchcock » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:53 pm

Well we hve been together for nearly six years, lived together for five. Actually been engaged since like June or July. Now she's like 18 weeks knocked up with my firts kid. I told her if it was not a boy I would kick her down a flight of stairs (true story). So Apache may be a bit late on his breaking news. The old man is fond of her cuz she let him touch her hooters a time or two and is not very modest about being naked with guests over. Who wants to watch the playoff game here tomorrow :mrgreen: I only have a few pics of her on the computer, but none are naked, I would post those if my computer was not fragged. (this is on her laptop)


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#8 Post by apacheracing » Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:29 pm

Well, here is the lovely couple in their wedding finest, Her in the finest gown and he in the Hitch tux. posing right in front of the honeymoon suite. What a sight to behold. If you listen,,,,, you can almost here the banjos in the background. Image

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#9 Post by Hitchcock » Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:35 pm

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh Budweiser!
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#10 Post by evil16v » Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:40 pm

And she's not even gonna kill ya for last pic? Ok... ya did good then :mrgreen:
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#11 Post by Hitchcock » Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:43 pm

evil16v wrote:And she's not even gonna kill ya for last pic? Ok... ya did good then :mrgreen:

Modesty is not a condition we suffer from in this house hold. :thumb: Ask apache, he's seen the goods. I would post pics of her boobs if I didnt think John would delete it or boot me.
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#12 Post by apacheracing » Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:44 pm

[quote="Hitchcock"'. The old man is fond of her cuz she let him touch her hooters a time or two
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#13 Post by apacheracing » Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:47 pm

evil16v wrote:And she's not even gonna kill ya for last pic? Ok... ya did good then :mrgreen:
I actually took that picture,,,,

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#14 Post by evil16v » Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:54 pm

apacheracing wrote:
evil16v wrote:And she's not even gonna kill ya for last pic? Ok... ya did good then :mrgreen:
I actually took that picture,,,,
:mrgreen:
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#15 Post by tigwelder » Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:34 am

OMG, damn that girl needs therapy!!, has she even met hitch? VETTE for sale, will take diapers as trade. guess we can put that 496 in my car for a few years.. tig

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